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Svén is a black hole. His radius is 0,3 AU (1 AU = Distance between Earth to Sun) long, and his 'accretion disk' (The particles that haven't yet gone into the black hole) form a disk shaped radius of 20 AU, equally huge as the largest stars.Svén alone, if you don't count all the objects spinning around him,weigh as much as 10 billion of our suns. This enormous gravity causes the 'accretion disk' to spin at 80% of the speed of light. This makes Svén a very dangerous black hole. Svén is in the middle of the galaxy, physicists and theorists speculate that our galaxy was created when star particles about 6 billion years ago orbited Svén. Til this day, Svén is the largest black hole we know of. Without him our galaxy wouldn't hold itself together, and many neighboring galaxies would spin outwards when Svén's gravity no longer has its effect. So thank you Svén, your eternal fat helps us to hold our galaxy together.
 

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