please write lucent x wafels fanfiction

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Lufels

written in the from of what I think a script is

Wafels is sitting in a recliner the living room of a mansion, full tux on, 2 monocles, and a pipe in his mouth (It is not lit, nor is there tobacco in it). He is reading Pride and Prejudice, and is approximately halfway through.

Lucent enters stage left, in a maid outfit, holding a plate of bacon, eggs, and buttered toast. She walks over to in from of Wafels
LUCENT: Oh waaaaaaf, i made some breakfaaastttttt
WAFELS: Thanks, honey, but im not hungry
LUCENT: Oh okay
Lucent leaves the stage 
END