What is the funniest, and cleaness joke you know

[Shockwave]

so here we go i can make a whole list of jokes but this is my fav ill ask How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? the other person would say"because he felt it in his bones?" the id say no He saw the weather forecast you idiot
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No saw the weather forecast you idiot.
there's the full joke