Say what job you think the user about you would have

[Marysamat]

Okay this should be simple to follow: Say what job you think the user about you would have. There's not too much point to this but I'm just doing it because I kind of want to

Rules: 

1. No spam

2. No memes

3. No big/small/medium/etc -- just do normal

4. Don't be a jerk

5. Don't get butthurt about something

6. etc

7. Just have fun and relax

Why did I want to make this thread -- boredom 
Anyways, have fun and enjoy!!