04-07-2021, 08:38 AM
Lopyt is 57 years old, just shy of the wonderful age of 58. His elbows are his pride and joy, and he aspires to grow his hair out long. While he has a certain affinity for brussel sprouts, he never says so due to the possible ridicule from his fast-food oriented family. He owns a retro pale blue volkswagen beetle and a black ford mustang, but keeps them in a garage because he's too scared to take them out - so now they act as dust collectors. Tries to stay in shape but his lungs hurt after his daily 200 meter walk on the treadmill, compensates by flexing his elbows daily to the point of exhaustion. His social life consists of his stuffed animals and his elderly neighbors, as his parents are ashamed of his love for vegetables and elbow-upkeep oriented schedule and have stopped visiting him at the mere age of eight. Lived inside of a kennel for a few years and ran away. Somehow surviving and making a living for himself, he enjoys doing what he loves, which include scaring the small children that live on his street and pensively gazing at his elbows in the mirror. He recounts his many feats across his years, which include walking down the stairs, receiving many compliments on his elbows, and creating the jazziest song to ever be heard on OnlineSequencer, an unknown corner of the internet where he decides is his new home. To Lopyt, life seems to be an endless cycle, one that he is surprisingly content with living in, and one that he sees himself living in for the forseeable future.
two and a half years old
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