[Forum Game] Story Writing on OS

[cosmicPython]

I am aware that there's another thread like this, but this will be slightly different.

I task you with the task of writing a (semi-)coherent story in the Forums!

POSTING GUIDELINES

• Your post can be a full sentence, (i.e. "I pet the dog, and it joyfully barked at me.") a prompt, (i.e. "I summoned ...") or an answer to a prompt. (i.e. "... a green Lamborghini") You may also write multiple sentences with the maximum limit of 5 sentences in a post. Battle logs need not follow a maximum limit.
  
• Profanities (censored) are frowned upon, but you may use them if the usage is constructive, such as a character that litters their speech with profanities.
  
• Normal OS Community Rules/Guidelines apply. (I shouldn't need to say this)
  

CHARACTERS

• Johnald Tromp "Johnald"
  
• Benvisions "Ben"
  
• LarryTheMaskMan "Larry"
  
• Fat Cheese Man
  
• Nari
  
• Jordon the Fox
  
• Cosmic
  
• Sam the Imp
  

OST


BATTLE STATS

• Level 1: 1000 HP (Health Points), 0 ND (Natural Defense), 20 MP (Magic Points)
  
• Level 2: 1250 HP, 2 ND, 30 MP
  
• Level 3: 1500 HP, 4 ND, 40 MP
  
• Level 4: 1800 HP, 7 ND, 55 MP
  
• Level 5: 2100 HP, 10 ND, 70 MP
  

MISCELLANY

• BEN
  • Inventory: Sword, Shield
    
  • Stats: LVL 3, 1500 HP 12 DEF 40 MP (x3 Natural Defense Modifier)
    
• LARRY
  • Inventory: Mask
    
  • Stats: LVL 3, 1500 HP 4 DEF 80 MP (x2 Magic Modifier)
    
  • Spells: Animate, Conjure, Transmute, Resurrect, Double Team, Make Oliebollen
    
• SAM
  • Stats: LVL 1, 1000 HP 0 DEF 20 MP
    

Damage is measured through the formula DAMAGE = ((ATTACK * ATTACK) - (DEFENSE * 10)) / (ATTACK + DEFENSE) i.e. ((100 * 100) - (100 * 10)) / (100 + 100) = 45

The Netherlands are under attack from trolls, monsters, and Johnald Trump! LarryTheMaskMan and a group of activists attempt to stop them. Will they succeed?

Alright, the first sentence!



A man sits at his desk. What is his name?