02-05-2022, 07:37 PM
1. You are actually Boltzman brain that just popped into existence due to quantum fluctuations. All your memories are random events generated by the quantum fluctuations as well. Have fun in the infinite void of accelerating spacetime.
2. You have such a damn good time during intercourse that you have a heart attack.
3. The imperial guard catches you as you were trying to cross the border, and has you executed in Helgen. Suddenly, as the man is about to chop off your head, a dragon appears and scares everyone. Unfortunately your arms and legs were bound, and our good ole dragon friend burns you to death with that nasty fire breath.
4. Covid19
5. The Higgs field fluctuated in spacetime inside of you to a lower energy state, so you no longer have any mass and explode with every particle in your body moving at the speed of light and not interacting with each other
6. You were living in the matrix, and the Agent's thought you had figured that out but they had the wrong guy so you were deleted
2. You have such a damn good time during intercourse that you have a heart attack.
3. The imperial guard catches you as you were trying to cross the border, and has you executed in Helgen. Suddenly, as the man is about to chop off your head, a dragon appears and scares everyone. Unfortunately your arms and legs were bound, and our good ole dragon friend burns you to death with that nasty fire breath.
4. Covid19
5. The Higgs field fluctuated in spacetime inside of you to a lower energy state, so you no longer have any mass and explode with every particle in your body moving at the speed of light and not interacting with each other
6. You were living in the matrix, and the Agent's thought you had figured that out but they had the wrong guy so you were deleted