11-07-2023, 10:32 PM
(*Translated from Russian*)
A Russian, a German and an American come to the king to get married to the princess. The King says to them:
— Here's a dog and a bag of crackers for you. Who will teach the dog more in a month, I will give the princess for that.
A month later they come back to the king. A skinny German and a fat dog come forward. The King asks him:
— Well, what did you teach the dog?
The German says:
— Sit, lie down.
An American and his dog come out, the King asks:
— What did you teach the dog?
The American says:
— Sit, lie, aport, nearby.
A fat Russian and a skinny dog come out. The King asks him:
— And what did you teach?
The Russian turns to the dog and says:
— Rex, voice!
— Give me a cracker, eh?
A Russian, a German and an American come to the king to get married to the princess. The King says to them:
— Here's a dog and a bag of crackers for you. Who will teach the dog more in a month, I will give the princess for that.
A month later they come back to the king. A skinny German and a fat dog come forward. The King asks him:
— Well, what did you teach the dog?
The German says:
— Sit, lie down.
An American and his dog come out, the King asks:
— What did you teach the dog?
The American says:
— Sit, lie, aport, nearby.
A fat Russian and a skinny dog come out. The King asks him:
— And what did you teach?
The Russian turns to the dog and says:
— Rex, voice!
— Give me a cracker, eh?