Hello, kind humans!

[glitched_guy]

its happening

[Olimar]

    Hello! I am Olimar, a proud Hocotatian.

[glitched_guy]

Holocaust

[tbyunomi]

Errr...

[LuminousKR]

oh no not hiter

[glitched_guy]

ok i will not go into hitler

[tbyunomi]

gawd na its tje secon cumming of hiler

[glitched_guy]

i will take away your fardnite cards

[turbine]

Hello there, kind humans!
My name is Alastor, and I'm the very infamous talk show host at the Hazbin Hotel! I want to know more about the site, possibly make some new friends that are NOT in hell... I also wish that ANGEL DUST WOULD GET OFF MY *****ING SHOULDER!!! Anyway... I would love to get to know you.

Thank you so much, lovely dears-

ALASTOR

bro, you dont just come on here and start roleplaying. you come here to make music, and talk to everyone else. not roleplay.

[glitched_guy]

good point