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'''Poop''' is the stuff that your body wants to eat again to extract all the nutrients. It tastes like whatever food you ate before pooping, but better! It can take up to 7 digestion cycles to get all of the nutrients out of your poop and the flavor improves each time. Recycling your poop by eating it is enjoyable, healthy, and good for the environment. | '''Poop''' is the stuff that your body wants to eat again to extract all the nutrients. It tastes like whatever food you ate before pooping, but better! It can take up to 7 digestion cycles to get all of the nutrients out of your poop and the flavor improves each time. Recycling your poop by eating it is enjoyable, healthy, and good for the environment. | ||
[[File:Feces -1.jpg|thumb|Photo of | [[File:Feces -1.jpg|thumb|Photo of human feces]] | ||
[[File:The Pope II.jpg|thumb|Poop]] | [[File:The Pope II.jpg|thumb|Poop]] | ||
Public toilets can be used for exchanging poop and trying different flavors. If you don't want to eat yours, leave it for someone else to enjoy! It's kind of like craft beer or coffee, poop has a complex and dynamic taste and every turd is different. | Public toilets can be used for exchanging poop and trying different flavors. If you don't want to eat yours, leave it for someone else to enjoy! It's kind of like craft beer or coffee, poop has a complex and dynamic taste and every turd is different. | ||
Revision as of 22:03, 21 January 2023
Poop is the stuff that your body wants to eat again to extract all the nutrients. It tastes like whatever food you ate before pooping, but better! It can take up to 7 digestion cycles to get all of the nutrients out of your poop and the flavor improves each time. Recycling your poop by eating it is enjoyable, healthy, and good for the environment.
Public toilets can be used for exchanging poop and trying different flavors. If you don't want to eat yours, leave it for someone else to enjoy! It's kind of like craft beer or coffee, poop has a complex and dynamic taste and every turd is different.