You get a superpower, but the user below you gets to pick side effects.

[Phantomflame]

but u only get 3 wishes

and I would have super human, (not to be confused with super strength) super human enhances all my normal ability's by 50% (speed, strength, able to hold my breath much longer, jump boost, etc.)

[UnderPassMusic]

You engineer the roads to be perfect on any simulation, but people are stupid and still manage to jam your perfectly efficient systems.

Yeah, that was inevitable.

PhantomFlame: but your clumsiness is increased tenfold. You run into things at this speed.

Now, I want the power to tell when someone is attracted to me (I already know what the drawback's gonna be for this one lol)

[Dogsclaw]

But no one ever is...

I want the power to delete the abomination known as "Amogus" from the internet

[Ctrl]

But no one ever is...

I want the power to delete the abomination known as "Amogus" from the internet

Granted, but the only thing you can ever remember is everything related to it.

[kawai night]

You can go the speed of sound, but you get tired once you've ran more than 100 steps.

[cosmicPython]

Become Invisible.

[vtberry_]

but that doesn't mean people can't hear or feel you, and you'd always be clumsy

mine would be extreme flexibility

[cosmicPython]

...But you will feel pain when you bend inhumanly.

Another would be being able to set things on fire when you touch them.

[kawai night]

You can fly but only while masturbating      (Thats not rain, THATS NOT RAIN!!!!

OMG

[Dogsclaw]

But EVERYTHING you touch gets set on fire (Kind of like in that one story with that dude who can turn everything he touches into gold)