Hello, kind humans!

[Alastor the Radio Demon]

Hello there, kind humans!
My name is Alastor, and I'm the very infamous talk show host at the Hazbin Hotel! I want to know more about the site, possibly make some new friends that are NOT in hell... I also wish that ANGEL DUST WOULD GET OFF MY *****ING SHOULDER!!! Anyway... I would love to get to know you.

Thank you so much, lovely dears-

ALASTOR

[glitched_guy]

wow i am a human

[LuminousKR]

this is online sequencer forums not a hotel

[Alastor the Radio Demon]

this is online sequencer forums not a hotel

I KNOW! I GET ON HERE TO GET AWAY FROM THE HOTEL!!

[glitched_guy]

smart idea

[tbyunomi]

Pls dont make the forums a talk show

[Cringe_Gaming_64yt]

ahahahah

fake

[Alastor the Radio Demon]

Pls dont make the forums a talk show

You really think I would do that? HA! YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!

[tbyunomi]

How are demon babies made

[LuminousKR]

what the trap beat said